To whoever is reading this, I’m
just going to apologize right now while I'm still ahead. I’m going to be writing
this utilizing my favorite literary device known as “stream of
consciousness” (For those of you already lost, here is a formal definition-> http://literarydevices.net/stream-of-consciousness/), which I first picked
up from that odd-sock-main-character in Catcher
in the Rye. Don’t worry, you’ll catch on. *Pun definitely intended.*
For starters, my full name is
Sydnee Claire Rudolph. I hear DePiero likes nicknames, and I’ve got a crap-ton
of them ranging from SydTheKid, to Squid, to Sydmysterly, to BSS, (maybe I’ll explain
later). I’m from a small town in The Middle of Nowhere, CA., aka Oroville. I
was born and raised there as an only child by my amazing Momma until my 18th
birthday and, consequently, my high school graduation when I made the best
decision of my life, which was to “get the heck outta dodge”and haul my booty
down here to the 70-degrees-and-sunny paradise that is Santa Barbara.
Keeping in mind that I’m a 5”2, 18-year-old girl from a country bumpkin town who was moving 10 hours away from anyone
and anything she has ever known, you can imagine…I was scared shitless, (or ‘crapless’
for the faint at heart.) Looking for a safe haven, I managed to find a place as
a coxswain on the Men’s Crew Team. This is now my life:
To end this on an interesting note,
I’ll leave you with a fun fact: I’m a test tube baby. That’s right folks, this
adorable face was created inside a lil’ tube and stuck inside her mommy to
become a real live human. Cool enough for you?
This is SydTheKid signing off,
Over and Out.
